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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 07:28

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Yes sir it is.

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

How can we understand the mind of a Trump supporter?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

{RING} {RING}

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.